So recently, I participated in this Thing (that shall not be named as I do not want this to show up in search results). It was  a multicultural pageant with girls from lots of different nations. Obviously, I represented India and there were twenty-ish other girls. Oddly enough, I was crowned. (To be more detailed, my final question was about who my role model is- Indira Gandhi all the way!)

But that’s not the point.  So I have been showered (perhaps I should say stormed instead) with accolades and such, enough that I can’t complain for a lifetime (well, almost). I have also, not so happily, learned a lesson to NEVER “friend” your rivals on fb in a competition because sadly enough, they do have friends too. So I’ve had the wonderful pleasure of hearing so many things ranging from it being rigged (multiple times) to me looking bad (excuse me?)..

So to all those people I’m probably not going to talk to in real life..

  1. GROW UP!!
  2. It’s a competition. Winners and losers. It’s called SPORTSMANSHIP.
  3. IT’S NOT A FRIGGIN BEAUTY PAGEANT.
  4. But now that you mention it, I think I looked beautiful. Thank you very much!
  5. Saying this in a mindless fashion doesn’t make your country look any better (so sorry you thought so).
  6. India has won three years in a row? Well… East or West, India is the Best! Maybe everyone else should send better candidates?
  7. Don’t get me wrong, the contestants were all so sweet and amazing in their own way.
  8. But if you weren’t one of us, don’t be commenting.
  9. Thank you. NOT nice meeting you.

I haven’t actually had a peace of mind for the past few weeks. Neither future, present nor past seem to be doing very well and I have had very few diversions. So obviously, I’m reacting quite badly to the loss of the few I have. Not to mention I did try to maintain my humor but I’m only human and limits do exist (sadly).

And brown guys never fail to make me feel androphobic. Just thought I’d put it out there.

Cheers to title holders; I’ll let you know when I’ve completely destroyed my crown and thrown it out the window (where it does truly belong).